Sethys Esshalshamesh

General

Sethys Esshalshamesh, a.k.a "Barista at the End of the Universe", is a male Viera of Veena clan, registered in the database on 04/08/2023 with 25377534 for ID. Had also been known under 1 other name: Hivallion Pellithorn.

Born on 22nd Sun of the 6th Astral Moon under protection of Althyk, the Keeper.

Currently is resident of Gridania, The Black Shroud on Faerie of Aether.

Reached rank of Serpent Captain in Order of the Twin Adder Grand company.

Last interview was conducted on 25/11/2024 06:00. This is what adventurer had to say during it:

To cut a long and not at all interesting story blessedly short, Sethys is a severely underdeveloped and really kinda sad character from an old Ultima game, whom I basically stole adopted! In doing so I altered his backstory a little (not that he had much of one to begin with) and the frontstory quite a bit more than that. But the only bit that's relevant to how he ended up in FF14 is this:

His home realm had an urgent vacancy for a Time Lord and he got the job.

Or at least he will, just as soon as he completes the requisite several hundred thousand credit hours of Time Lord training and field work. The role is a little like that of the Watcher's; he's mostly there to keep an eye on Things. Specifically Strange Things, such as potential calculation errors within/without the time-space continuum, or the unwarranted presence of evil invaders such as the Guardian, the Shadowlords, shower curtain mold, etc.. In light of this, his most important task may be ensuring that the vending machines in his section of the Void are well-stocked, functional, and ready to serve a crowd-pleasing variety of snacks and chewing gum (and on rare occasions, the tantalizingly elusive Pyramint) to all entities who happen to be drifting through.

ANYWAY. He came to Etheirys to investigate a Recursive Causality Fault in the Time-Space Continuum. For those of you who are neither a Time Lord nor currently high on mind-altering substances, it may help to visualize a tear running all the way up one leg of the suntan-colored all-day support pantyhose representing the otherwise unfathomable undulations of Time & Space. Yes, a nasty little ladder stretching from metaphorical ankle to figurative gusset, and inside that gusset Sethys found a planet system structurally similar to his own: Once a singular realm, now split into multiple facets.

Through a little more legwork he traced the origin of the Causality Fault to the unaccountable deletion of an Avatar-like figure locally referred to as the "Warrior of Light". Sethys did not need to observe the situation for very long before forming his hypothesis: This Warrior of Light character got caught up in a consistency paradox. Without divulging major spoilers for Endwalker, Sethys was not only correct in his guess but successful in his mission to free her.

Afterwards he decided to continue monitoring Etheirys and soon found gainful side employment working for The Last Dregs, the Café at the End of the Universe. This is not to be confused with the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, the Wine Bar at the End of the Universe, the Roller Disco at the End of the Universe, the Chip Shop at the End of the Universe, the Vending Machine at the End of the Universe, the All-You-Can-Eat Spaghetti Buffet at the End of the Universe, the Gentrified Cupcake Salon at the End of the Universe, or the Thrice-Doomed Chuck E. Cheese of the Dark Maw, which actually is located at the mathematical nadir of the universe as we know it.

Affiliations

✔ A Beehive of Nerds ➧

✔ Chocobees ➧

✔ Moofy Moogles ➧

Job affinities

Job	Level	Last change
Alchemist	93	04/08/2023
Armorer	90	04/08/2023
Astrologian	91	04/08/2023
Black Mage	41	04/08/2023
Blacksmith	90	04/08/2023
Botanist	100	04/08/2023
Carpenter	90	04/08/2023
Culinarian	100	04/08/2023
Dancer	60	04/08/2023
Dragoon	30	04/08/2023
Fisher	100	04/08/2023
Goldsmith	91	04/08/2023
Leatherworker	93	04/08/2023
Machinist	32	04/08/2023
Miner	100	04/08/2023
Paladin	23	04/08/2023
Pictomancer	80	04/08/2023
Reaper	77	04/08/2023
Red Mage	91	04/08/2023
Sage	78	04/08/2023
Samurai	58	04/08/2023
Scholar	100	04/08/2023
Summoner	100	04/08/2023
Viper	83	04/08/2023
Weaver	100	04/08/2023
White Mage	93	04/08/2023
Total:	2084