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Shameful Metaphors

Rank 30 Free Company "Shameful Metaphors" was formed on and registered on with ID 9231394073691147508. Last set of interviews conducted on .

has the following slogan:

We wipe so much, we have to hoard TP.

Operates on Siren, Aether, leaving tags "potat" all over the place and increasing glory of MaelstromMaelstrom. Has a small base named "Potat in the Raw" on plot 9 in ward 22 of Mist, Limsa Lominsa, Vylbrand Show on map.

Has this message on its plot placard:

Please keep your potats contained.

Participates in:

  • LevelingLeveling
  • CasualCasual
  • DungeonsDungeons
  • GuildhestsGuildhests
  • TrialsTrials
  • RaidsRaids

Is recruiting:

  • TankTank
  • HealerHealer
  • DPSDPS
  • CrafterCrafter
  • GathererGatherer

Had also been known under 3 other names:

  • Dreamers
  • Mizuki Ichizoku
  • The Crystal Bearers
Company ranking history
Date Weekly Monthly Members
411 223 21
221 249 45
191 249 49

Current members:

Syvv Rhosyn Potat Supreme Syvv Rhosyn ➧ Jawalji Jawabinks Scalloped Potat Jawalji Jawabinks ➧ Sky Talonsecho Baked Potat Sky Talonsecho ➧